Each sharp-elbowed parody of warm and fuzzy positive platitudes in the Unspirational 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar hits like a refreshing tonic for the cynic's soul. With too much mindfulness turning the world soft, these darkly funny barbs could almost convince you we'll be okay after all—almost. Features include: No single-use plastic. Page size 4.6 x 4.6 in. Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display. Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink. Full-color tear-off pages. Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists. Day/Date reference on each page. Combined weekend pages. Official major world holidays and observances. Daily sarcastic "unspirational" messages that mock too-earnest positivity and romantic delusion. Product Information:Dimensions: 5.118"H x 5.118"W x 1.25"DBinding Style: AdhesiveCalendar Start Date: January 2026Time Span: 365 Days (Box) Single Day Layout with Sat/Sun Weekend PagePaper Source: FSCPackaging: Box - Recycled Cardboard Wafer SealInk Type: Soy-BasedCreative Artist: Elan Gale Additional Features:Contains Canadian Stat HolidayDoes Not Contain Lunar Cycle More Info: Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing Item ID: 9781524897741 Language: English Country of Origin: HK