Listen, this book is boring. We're telling you it's boring. It's in the title of the book - in fact, it's THE MOST BORING BOOK EVER! And created by #1 bestsellers Brandon Sanderson and Kazu Kibuishi! Don't peek behind the cover! Don't look at the pictures! And don't follow along with the rip-roaring adventure the boy is experiencing. Stay focused on mundane things like and . Any report of dragons or marauding airships is ridiculous! This book is BORING! "Acclaimed best-seller Brandon Sanderson has great fun with , which - spoiler alert - is a lot more dangerous and exciting than it pretends to be." -